Lee Bok eBooks

The Ned - that distinctly Scottish brand of Chavdom - is instantly recognizable by his tracksuit and trainer (or Timberland) combo, Burberry cap pointing skywards, gold Argos chains blinging as he swaggers >>

Forget the jokes that have been doing the e-mail rounds at work... here is a collection of new Ned funnies: What do you call a Ned on a bike? A dope peddler. Why did the Ned stare at the carton of orange >>

It's a guide to Scottish Chav talk, ya mento muppet! Bawbag noun a. Ned term for a scrotum b. Derogatory name for an annoying or stupid person Typical usage: Aaaaaaghhhh!!! You kicked me in ra bawbag ya >>

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that BLING! This is a compendium of Hip-Hop culture, covering: Bling do's and don'ts; What's bling bling and what's not; How to talk like a gangsta; Bling icons: Bling >>

Are ya' bovvered? Are you sick of school or work and unimpressed with life in general? Are you fed up with people expecting unreasonable things from you - like having a wash, getting out of bed, paying >>

Forget the jokes that have been doing the email rounds at work; Here is a collection of new Chav funnies. When do Chavs shoplift the most? When they're awake. Why did the Chav cross the road? To happy >>

Have you got 'nuff bling?' Are you 'well phat?' Do you have no idea what that means? Then you need The Little book of Chav Speak to unlock the latest hip lingo hitting the streets. A'IGHT Expression / >>