A raunchy re-telling of Homer's classic, 'The Iliad', in which all the Heroes are gay. The story is narrated in a light hearted manner by Odysseus, Ancient Greece's most notorious slut. He gleefully recounts his carefree days as a desirable young prince on Ithaca. His conquests are many for few men can resist his delectable ass which he brazenly flaunts around. Those that do, like his brother Hermes, and the noble Pollux, are seduced in the most cunning of ways. Then as king, Odysseus's destiny is to travel. Twenty years away from home is his fate. But his conquests continue as he tours around; Heroes of noble birth, common soldiers and slaves - Odysseus spreads his favours liberally around. His life, and this story, is an epic odyssey of sex.