9 to 5
TO: Ross Anderson, head of the company
FROM: Abigail Palmer, personal assistant
You're been my boss for two years now, and you've never realized that I'm secretly in love with you! And it will stay my secret, because I'd never actually dare send this memo to you .
I'm the perfect secretary: efficient, ambitious, organized. You rely on me for everythingexcept romance! You've never noticed that behind my neat suits and calm manner I'm a real womannot just your secretary!
I know this infatuation is beyond all reason. But I can't help wondering if we'll ever get together in the bedroom, as well as the boardroom!