Football's Funniest Jokes

By Jim Chumley and Robert Duncan

Humor : Form - Jokes & Riddles

Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Publication date: March 2012

ISBN: 9780857656285

Digital Book format: PDF (Adobe DRM)

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Football is a funny old game and, as this little book shows, it has inspired many laugh-out-loud jokes. Illustrated in full colour, Football's Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a laugh at half-time or even when your team loses on penalties. The football club dance was in full swing when three strangers arrived and demanded admission. 'May I see your tickets, please?' said the club secretary at the door. 'We haven't got any tickets,' said one of the men. 'We're friends of the referee.' 'Get out of here!' said the club secretary. 'Whoever heard of a referee with three friends!' Our club manager won't stand for any nonsense. Last Saturday he caught a couple of fans climbing over the stadium wall. He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said, "Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes."