Top Ten Reasons 600 Fun One Line Quips
Publication date: February 2009
Digital Book format: PDF (Adobe DRM)
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Filled with 600 one line quips for top ten reasons in a large variety of humorous topics utilizing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's all in here. These visual one line jokes will also be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come for her three volume series "Why I Stay Single!" along with her "How to Write One Liner Jokes" book. These original top ten lists include topics like: "Top Ten Reasons...Grandpa isn't allowed in the garage," "Earplugs come in all different sizes," "You think you're dating a prostitute," "Slot machines have hidden cameras," "Rednecks can't be blondes," and so much more. Linda Parker, a "determined to stay single" mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act. "Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer."