Suzanne Schlosberg calls it "the Streak": 1001 days without sex (just 36 days shorter than the Kennedy administration). She's on the mother of all dry spells...a Sahara devoid of intimacy, one-night stands, and committed relationships. The question is, Why? Is she too picky, too bitchy, or too shy? Does she have chlamydia? Really bad foot fungus? No. She's a smart, good-looking freelance writer who, at thirty-four, has inexplicably crossed that dreaded line from single to...still single.

Now, in hilarious detail, Suzanne chronicles the true story of the Streak and her outrageous attempts to end it. She embarks on a nationwide search for the most date-friendly town. She analyzes her Internet dates like an FBI profiler. And when all else fails, she goes global, taking her hunt from the South Pacific to the Arctic tundra. Ultimately she is forced to ask herself: Do I really need a man to find happiness?