What's been getting Dave Barry all worked up lately? What can possibly induce him to rise up -- yes, actually out of his chair -- in indignation? Well, lots of things. For instance:

• The plague of low-flow toilets (very important!)
• The monumental parent-misery quotient of school science fairs
• How the U.S. Army "lost" a one-million-dollar missile launcher
• The hidden dangers of wasabi
• "Specialty" coffees
• Celebrity low-fat, low-carbohydrate, low-everything diets
• Disasters at the FearPlex movie theaters
• His dangerous voyage through a cruise ship buffet