Cartoon Ebooks is presenting a selection of some of my favorite  Frenetic Wanderings gag cartoons that I have hand-picked myself. I  have to admit to enjoying parodies of popular culture like the movies, the renewed  interest in superheroes, TV shows and any celebrities who are making fools of themselves. You'll see quite a bit of material in that direction. However, as usual, I have a morbid side too and, as many cartoonists do, I scoff at Death with doodles of crime, cemetaries, and car accidents. Okay, I don't really "scoff." It's more like I tickle Death a bit and hope he can laugh and forgive. Did I refer to Death as a "he"? Sorry about that. Death could be a woman too. I'm not sexist. Though I assume Death's genitals fell off quite some time ago so let's say Death is gender-neutral and move on.
 
Any questions from the reader can be sent to jeff@the-cynic.com as long as it isn't, "Where do you get your ideas?" You people need to do some brainstorming and come up with some better questions. Though, the fact that you are asking, "Where do you get your ideas," leads me to believe that brainstorming isn't your best suit. At the very least, you should be asking, "Where do you get your ideas and why are you so handsome?". I realize most everybody on the web has not seen me in person so you'll just have to take my word for it that, yes, I am very handsome. The word "handsome" is a subjective term by the way, and you people laughing off to the side can go to hell.

Anyways, you obtained this ebook not to read a wordy intro, but to read some cartoons. Have at it.

Jeff Swenson