"My name is Zachary Nixon Johnson. I am the last private detective on Earth... not exactly one hundred percent true, but it sounds good.

"The year is 2057 and, after a handful of species-altering upheavals, earth-shattering cataclysms, history changing extra-terrestrial contacts, and pop-culture disasters, the world is now a pretty safe place... But every once in a while some crazy thing happens that threatens all of society, all of humanity, or the entire space-time continuum.

"And for some reason it always happens on my watch."

So begins the first installment of a hilarious trilogy that pokes fun at the pulps and skewers sci-fi, as a private dick of the future goes after the most dangerous prey of all... The Plutonium Blonde.

Please note: This is a completely re-written and expanded version of the novella that was originally published by peanutpress in 1999.