Short story' American literature is also spoofed and analyzed in a new rendition of Mark Twain's "Club Pilot on the Mississippi," and Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado." Other stories by American authors' stories satirized in this work are Herman Melville's Moby Dick' chase in a literary endeavor called "A Whale of a Time" and Jack London's "The Story of Keesh." O. Henry is not spared with a new decadent version of "The Ransom of Red Chief" and neither is Washington Irving's "A Legend of Sleepy Hollow." James Thurber's work is also desanitized in Jay Dubya's corruption of "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" redone as "The Secret Wife of Walter Witty."

British literature is not ignored in retelling versions of Rudyard Kipling's "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi" and in an ugly re-creation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Red-headed League."