The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised and updated) ePub (Adobe DRM) download by Maddox

The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised and updated)

By Maddox

Publication date: September 2009
ISBN: 9780806532080
Digital Book format: ePub (Adobe DRM)

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Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition! If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. The new edition includes: "The Alphabet of Womanliness: As Told by a Man""The Numbers of Manliness." A full-color insert Corrections to typos! I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already. What People Are Saying About Maddox"Die in a hole alone." â¿¿Tom "I think you're a terrible person and I hope you get some psychiatric help." â¿¿Carolyn "My favorite book." â¿¿Maddox"WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT WOMEN IS SICK. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON. BURN IN HELL." â¿¿Melissa"Thanks for writing this book, it gives me something to think about while I pork my ugly girlfriend." â¿¿Jeff"I didn't raise you like this. Why are you like this? Your father's not like this either. This is terrible."â¿¿Maddox's mom"I can just picture your fat ass oozing off the side of your chair as you sat there writing this garbage. I caught my 13-year old reading your words this afternoon and will never allow him to use the computer again. Grow up, get a life, and quit poisoning people's minds with this crap." â¿¿Steve"Hey, I just wanted to say that I think you're a really big asshole. Keep up the good work." â¿¿Eric"Why such filthy language?"â¿¿Maddox's dad"Didn't think a giant metal-skinned panic robot could write." â¿¿George
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